Pet Peeves

Maybe I am getting bitter as I get older, but it seems like lately I have found some new pet peeves. Things that really piss me off.  I cannot understand them. They make no sense to me. But I continue to see doing them.  

The first one has to do with profile pictures. This happens on all the apps and websites. I see tops posting pictures of their ass and bottoms posting pictures of their cocks.  I can get the bottoms, most of the time, their cocks are still part of the playing field.  But I don't get the tops that post pictures of their ass. Currently, I am a bottom (that does switch occasionally).  But I am not into looking at a guy's ass (unless he has an amazing one.)  I am all about the dick, I want to see each guy's dick. I am a dick connoisseur!  This used to piss my ex off, each time we would go to a bathhouse or a bookstore, I would want to check out all the dicks. I didn't do anything with them (unless they were really nice), I just wanted to check them out. But if you are a top, I WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK!  Show me your ass, and I will show myself out. 

The second one is how guys label themselves. I hate labels, but they are part of modern society. We have labels for everything. Gay, straight, or bisexual. Top, bottom, versatile, or side.  That last set is the one I don't get. I see guys call themselves a top, then as I read the profile, they are looking to get fucked.  Um, hello, excuse me???  If you are a top, that means you don't get fucked.  Did you mean you are a versatile top?  Maybe you meant you are a big ass bottom bitch (guilty!) That is more than fine, but don't call yourself a top.  Same goes if you say you are a bottom, don't be looking for an ass to fuck. You make no sense! I've seen some of these bottom tops or top bottoms on the fisting website.  I think they mean they are a fisting top that loves to get fucked or they are a fisting bottom that cannot get enough dick in their ass. 

What are some pet peeves you have?  I won't even start on the sorry ass wimps who try to hookup, but right when they are supposed to come over, they delete the conversation and block you.  If you aren't man enough to follow through, you really need to stay home and play with your little toys.  Quit wasting the time of guys who really want to play.

All of this confuses me and makes me bitter.  I need to go lay down....and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!